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slackeremeritus:

Unclear on source, but not mine. Just think it’s funny.

HULK STROKE.

HULK LOVE KITTY.

slackeremeritus:

Unclear on source, but not mine. Just think it’s funny.

HULK STROKE.

HULK LOVE KITTY.

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jennittles:

Electrixx - Tetris (Original Mix) 

I SWEAR TO GOD LISTEN TO THIS AND WATCH THE GIF I

FUCK

RUMBLE

IT GETS BETTER THE LONGER YOU WATCH OH M Y GOD

Yes. I am okay with this.

Done for two birthdays in one.
“You’re an idiot.”“Yes, so I’ve heard.”“Nah, nah, he’s right Smokescreen. You’re an idiot- hell, you’re like, sixty idiots, times two! Cliffjumper tried to take out Megatron alone by punching him in the crotch once, and you’re even dumber than that!”“Thanks for the input there Blue, appreciate it.” Smokescreen pulled the suit out of the back of his leg joint for what must have been the fifteenth time. The clinging fabric was made for a lot of things, but comfort for the wearer was not one of them. Gripping like a vice and keeping it’s shape, sure.“That was beyond stupid, I’d have expected more sense out of a Praxian, but then it is you.” Prowl wasn’t having much more luck, though his suit seemed to be bothering him around the head lights more than anywhere else. They were wretchedly tight around the bumper. “Fragging- where did he even get these? Or the very idea- it’s all preposterous. Ridiculous!”“Tails are kind of funny though, Hound’s gonna get a kick out of it, at least. Won’t surprise me a bit if he runs off with the ears at some point, he loves anything that looks like an organic. Oh, did you hear what he did last week? Tried to sneak a mammal in, some kind of wild cat-““Be quiet Bluestreak, I can’t- this is not the time. Smokescreen, what in the nebula gave you the stupid idea to take that bet?”“Why does anyone take a bet? I thought I had a decent chance of coming out ahead.”“But a drinking contest? With Ratchet?”“How was I supposed to know!”

Rest of story when you click the pic

Aaaaand I’ll be gone for a few days due to RL stuff. See you on the flip side!

Done for two birthdays in one.

“You’re an idiot.”

“Yes, so I’ve heard.”

“Nah, nah, he’s right Smokescreen. You’re an idiot- hell, you’re like, sixty idiots, times two! Cliffjumper tried to take out Megatron alone by punching him in the crotch once, and you’re even dumber than that!”

“Thanks for the input there Blue, appreciate it.” Smokescreen pulled the suit out of the back of his leg joint for what must have been the fifteenth time. The clinging fabric was made for a lot of things, but comfort for the wearer was not one of them. Gripping like a vice and keeping it’s shape, sure.

“That was beyond stupid, I’d have expected more sense out of a Praxian, but then it is you.” Prowl wasn’t having much more luck, though his suit seemed to be bothering him around the head lights more than anywhere else. They were wretchedly tight around the bumper. “Fragging- where did he even get these? Or the very idea- it’s all preposterous. Ridiculous!”

“Tails are kind of funny though, Hound’s gonna get a kick out of it, at least. Won’t surprise me a bit if he runs off with the ears at some point, he loves anything that looks like an organic. Oh, did you hear what he did last week? Tried to sneak a mammal in, some kind of wild cat-“

“Be quiet Bluestreak, I can’t- this is not the time. Smokescreen, what in the nebula gave you the stupid idea to take that bet?”

“Why does anyone take a bet? I thought I had a decent chance of coming out ahead.”

“But a drinking contest? With Ratchet?”

“How was I supposed to know!”



Rest of story when you click the pic

Aaaaand I’ll be gone for a few days due to RL stuff. See you on the flip side!

jeidekka:

londonprophecy:

jeidekka:

londonprophecy:

jeidekka:

londonprophecy:

jeidekka:

and he can hear literally everything that’s going on around him. Even if somebodies are interfacing. Every secret, every scream and every dirty word whispered. And Rung…

>he whines much louder when you touch his thighs

lol. Poor Red- at this point, I wonder if any kind of auditory stimulus is fun for him.

Forever… Forever Reblog.

slackeremeritus:



I know I’ve reblogged this before, but I’m doing it again, because it made me bawl like a baby without a single word spoken.

I’ve seen this before, and it’s absolutely beautiful. Gorgious, emotive work.

percept0r:

baby

Oh you smug little shit.

mamonna:

ohhicas:

biorobo:

peng-ko:

sprocketman:

Hammer time…

SERIOUSLY, I CAN’T WAIT ANYMORE.

Hello pretty thing

I wanT TYOU

Dammit.

Now I want eroticon Steve _and_ Breakdown. And I really_really_really want where will be insecticons ._. 

/Poor lil’ Ratchet - not his fault he’s the only one I love among autobots.

And… Is it… Is it tiny rhino hammer turns to?! O_o

DELICIOUS

Bunnies day two- today’s victim is Starscream. This was requested on /y/, and I took the rest from the fact that Bunnyscream seems to pop up a lot, and honestly, I haven’t the slightest why besides law of averages and how much fan art he gets.

G1scream would make a very whiney, and sassful bunny. He would not last long in the Playbot.

Bunnies day two- today’s victim is Starscream. This was requested on /y/, and I took the rest from the fact that Bunnyscream seems to pop up a lot, and honestly, I haven’t the slightest why besides law of averages and how much fan art he gets.

G1scream would make a very whiney, and sassful bunny. He would not last long in the Playbot.

pellimus:

spacehussy:

here’s some porn



Yuuuuup.

pellimus:

spacehussy:

here’s some porn

Yuuuuup.

chairles:

oh god hnnngh

Swindle you chunky chunk of precious come to my bosom- wait. No. SWINDLE YOU HAVE STOLEN THE SHIRT FROM MY BACK, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

chairles:

oh god hnnngh

Swindle you chunky chunk of precious come to my bosom- wait. No. SWINDLE YOU HAVE STOLEN THE SHIRT FROM MY BACK, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?